I open my fridge and what do i see?

12 lambs tongues

14 sheeps eyes

and a pile of splattered lamb's brains

staring up at me


never in my life would i have imagined being out at 3am on the lawn under halogen lights in a frost axing open lamb heads and extracting brains, eyes and tongues
a dollar a head!!!!

the heads are now being left to rot down so i can crush them up to use as a slow release calcium and trace mineral fertiliser